SYRPER EXPOSES FOLEY MURDER AS SPAGHETTI WESTERN

Ziad Fadel / 4 days ago

SyrPer has learned exactly who the black-clad and masked terrorist really is.  Before the U.K. regime releases its predictably nonsensical identification, we have beaten them to the punch.  He is none other than “Danny the Syrian” (a/k/a Danny Abdul-Dayem), a British national who claims to be of Syrian descent.  Danny, a notorious propagandist and liar, met his end when in 2012, he was caught producing, directing and staging movies about atrocities committed by the Assad government in Syria.  Once, by an act of pure negligence, a tape of him directing his crew to “raise the volume of the explosions” was seized by Syrian intelligence and made viral.  This, of course, would normally be the end of those moronic journalists who kept showcasing his folderol on mainstream television.  But, in this case, the humiliated television personality was CNN’s own Anderson Cooper,  avowed homosexual, son of Gloria Vanderbilt, gay heir of Civil War generals and resident CIA stooge.  He survived the disaster.
When Cooper confronted Danny about the embarrassing revelation, asking him: “How do you think they got a hold of that”?  – Danny, for the first time in his life actually told the truth: “Gosh, Anderson, I just don’t know”.  That was supposedly the end of Danny Abdul-Dayem as a chief proponent of stinking Western interference in the affairs of a sovereign Arab country like Syria.
We have sent the video tape of the execution of James Foley to the Mercury News Service Laboratories in the Canary Islands for analysis.  Experts there have confirmed that the landscape behind the supposed terrorist is an arid part of Spain called the Tabernas Desert once used by Spaghetti Western immortal, Sergio Leone, as a cheap substitute for the American wilderness in the west.  Not to be outdone by American movie great, George Stevens, who did not think the Holy Land was a proper venue for his catastrophically awful bio of Christ, “The Greatest Story Ever Told”, and filmed it in Utah with Christ played by a 6 feet 8 inch-tall Scandinavian, Leone, too, undaunted by sneers and raspberries,  defied geography and topography by casting unemployed U.S. actors surrounded by dubbed Italian winos and defrocked priests in his dark and brutal movies.

In this photo, Danny pretends to be in Homs and cared for by tender, loving Syrian women.  What you did not know was that Danny was not in Syria, but in England, at the Shepperton Studios, where two women of Albanian descent were tarted up to look like they were Syrian Muslims.  (Note the sincere look on the one to the right of Danny.)  The movie bombed at the box office.  “Syrian Danny” was nominated for SyrPer’s “Tony Blair Liar of the Year Award” in 2012.

Further testing showed that the tape was doctored or edited with fingerprints leading directly to special effects experts at Hammer Films who, according to eyewitness testimony, conducted their nefarious plan to foist the tape on the public at Twickenham Studios.
Through further investigation conducted by the Mercury News Service – Special Investigation Team led by internationally famous  writer and Wurlitzer Prize award winning journalist, Brunhilde Liebesbombe,  it has been learned that Mr. Foley is now relaxing at a hotel resort in Marbella, Spain, as a guest of the Syrian president’s uncle and rejected member of the (tee hee hee) Syrian Opposition, Rif’aat Assad!!  
The MI6 psyops people spared no expense in producing this howler of a tape.  When they needed a British subject with a noticeable Londoner accent, who would have been better than the tried-and-tested weasel, Danny the Syrian?  With his experience in staging scenes, he was perfect for the role of “Johnny Jihad”!
The CIA team, working closely with the British spooks, produced an e-mail demanding a ransom for Mr. Foley and sent it to his family so that Americans would cringe in their hot water tubs.  We have the full text (really) and present it to you for analysis:
HOW LONG WILL THE SHEEP FOLLOW THE BLIND SHEPPARD?
A message to the American government and their sheep like citizens:
We have left you alone since your disgraceful defeat in Iraq. We did not interfere in your country or attack your citizens while they were safe in their homes despite our capability to do so!
As for the scum of your society who are held prisoner by us, THEY DARED TO ENTER THE LION’S DEN AND WHERE EATEN!
You were given many chances to negotiate the release of your people via cash transactions as other governments have accepted,We have also offered prisoner exchanges to free the Muslims currently in your detention like our sister Dr Afia Sidiqqi, however you proved very quickly to us that this is NOT what you are interested in.
You have no motivation to deal with the Muslims except with the language of force, a language you were given in “Arabic translation” when you attempted to occupy the land of Iraq!Now you return to bomb the Muslims of Iraq once again, this time resorting to Arial attacks and “proxy armies”, all the while cowardly shying away from a face-to-face confrontation!
Today our swords are unsheathed towards you, GOVERNMENT AND CITIZENS ALIKE! AND WE WILL NOT STOP UNTILL WE QUENCH OUR THIRST FOR YOUR BLOOD.
You do not spare our weak, elderly, women or children so we will NOT spare yours!
You and your citizens will pay the price of your bombings!
The first of which being the blood of the American citizen, James Foley!
He will be executed as a DIRECT result of your transgressions towards us!  (Allegedly received by Foley’s parents on August 12, 2014)

The spelling is deliberately awful.  Even the dramatic touch of a sentence in capital letters: “GOVERNMENT AND CITIZENS ALIKE!  AND WE WILL NOT STOP UNTILL (sic) WE QUENCH OUR THIRST FOR YOUR BLOOD” sounds like a script by Jimmy Sangster or Ed Wood.  Pretty funny stuff.  Notice how the skunk who wrote it tried to lend it a touch of the foreign by misspelling key words while properly using words not characteristic of dummies who can’t spell.  For example:  “unsheathed”, “lion’s den”, “via”, “proxy armies” (curiously in quotes), “all the while”, “quench our thirst” (almost vampiric), “transgressions”, “arial” for “aerial”.
I have no doubt this was not written by anyone but a person who is a native speaker of English trying to appear foreign.  Selecting certain words to misspell while spelling more difficult words properly only proves my point, e.g. “Sheppard” for “shepherd” while “transgressions” is not missed.  As a trained linguist, I highly doubt the authenticity of this message.  I highly doubt the validity of anything the Obama rats produce – especially when Syrian Danny is the “brains” behind it.
If I am wrong, my sincerest apologies to Mr. Foley’s family.  But, I must also state that Obama’s and Cameron’s regimes are so stained with humiliation and lying that nobody could possibly believe anything they say.  ZAF