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Many an American scribe has questioned why Kerry should be using this
goddam Arabic lingo – although we use Fatah for the PLO. It, too, is an
acronym which, translated, means “the Party for Palestinian
Liberation”. And in 2011 we called Tahrir Square in Cairo “Tahrir”, only
occasionally reminding readers and viewers that it, too, meant
“liberation”. None explained why the place was important: because this
was the square mile of Cairo in which was based the largest British
barracks and into which the Brits – during their much loved occupation
of Egypt – refused to allow any Egyptian to walk without permission.
That’s why it was called Tahrir – liberation – when the Brits left.
That’s why Hosni Mubarak’s attempt to prevent the protesters entering
the square in 2011 placed him firmly in the shadow of Egypt’s former
colonial masters.
But why do we care what the great leaders of the West (or the East for that matter) actually say, when we all know it’s the kind of material that comes out of the rear end of a bull? Let me give you an example from Canada, where I’ve just spent the last three days. Two years ago, the country’s Foreign Affairs minister, John Baird, closed Canada’s embassy in Tehran because he feared his diplomats might be harmed. “Canada views the government of Iran as the most significant threat to global peace and security in the world today,” he quoth then – although CBC broadcasters have dug up a Foreign Ministry report which reported the biggest threat to the Tehran embassy was an geophysical earthquake.
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Since
then, as the Toronto Star’s pesky columnist Thomas Walkom has pointed
out, the Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper – whose pro-Israeli
policies might earn him a seat in the Israeli Knesset – has discovered
more threats. Russia under Vladimir Putin, Harper says, “represents a
significant threat to the peace and security of the world”. The
aforesaid Baird – taking his cue, no doubt from our own beloved Prince
Charles – compared Putin’s Russia to Hitler’s Third Reich. More
recently, Canada’s defence minister, Rob Nicholson, described the men of Isis
(or Isil, or the Islamic State, or the Islamic Caliphate, or Daesh) as
“a real and growing threat to civilisation itself”. The war against
Isis/Isil/IS/IC/Daesh, he informed the people of Abu Dhabi, was “the
greatest struggle of our generation”.
Well, blow me down. Wasn’t Iran the greatest threat, ever
since 1979? Wasn’t Abu Nidal, the Palestinian gun-for-hire? Wasn’t that
British prime minister chappie, with the odd left eye and the habit of
saying “absolutely” and “completely” over and over again, convinced that
Saddam was the greatest threat to our civilisation/generation, what
with all his WMDs and links to al-Qaeda and tubes from Niger, and so on?
For that matter, wasn’t Osama bin Laden’s al-Qaeda – the very bunch
which morphed into Isis/Isil/IS/IC/Daesh in Iraq – the greatest threat
to our civilisation/generation?
Yet now, when the Iranian air force has joined the battle against Isis/Isil/IS/IC/Daesh alongside the US, Britain, Canada, Australia, old Uncle Tom Cobley and all, Kerry – in “Daesh” mode – tells us that the Iranian military action in Iraq (in any other circumstances, a ruthless assault on Iraq’s sovereignty) is “positive”. And Kerry, remember, was the fellow who told us last year that America was going to attack the regime of Bashar al-Assad, the greatest enemy of Isis/Isil/IS/IC/Daesh – whom Obama reprieved in favour of bashing Isis/Isil/IS/IC/Daesh itself – with its ally Iran described by Canada’s Baird only two years ago as “the most significant threat to global peace and security in the world”.
But what the hell … Don’t we live in a world where Save the Children (American branch only, you understand) gave an award to the same former British prime minister quoted above? Having given a prize to the man who encouraged George W Bush to embark on an Iraqi invasion which cost the lives of tens of thousands of children, surely this fine charity (again, the American branch only) must reinvent and re-name itself “Abandon the Children”. And by the way, one of the ex-PM’s supporters blandly told Channel 4 not long ago that our British “peace envoy” had travelled to the Middle East more than 160 times. Which means, doesn’t it, that our Middle East envoy had left his station in the Middle East more than 160 times!
But again, what is a child’s life worth? In 2002, a Israeli missile attack on a Gaza apartment block killed a Palestinian militants but also 14 civilians, including several children. The Bush administration – draw in your breath here, folks, and grit your teeth – said that this “heavy–handed action” did not “contribute to peace”.
Wow, now that was telling them. Killing kids is a bit heavy-handed, isn’t it? And I can see what the Bush lads and lassies meant when they said that eviscerating, crushing and tearing to bits a bunch of children didn’t really, well, “contribute” towards peace.
It’s important, you see, to realise who our enemies are. Muslims, Iranians, Iraqis, Syrians, Russians, you name it. Not Israel, of course. Nor Americans. Think generational. Think civilisation. Think the most significant threat to global peace. Daesh. Isn’t that the name?
Honesty and the Syrian Ministry of Information
Found last month on a side-table in the Syrian Ministry of Information – henceforth the Temple of Truth – was a shiny little booklet for foreign correspondents. Its cover is a photograph of a minaret and church tower on the Damascus skyline. After listing the location of the airport, hospitals, pharmacies and hotels in the city, the booklet asks reporters: “Were you able to carry out all the interviews you had in mind?”, “Did you face any obstacles that prevented you from doing your work?” and “Are there any grievances?”
My favourite question, however, was: “Were you able to cover the ‘hot spots’ … within reason?” Now that rather gets to the point, doesn’t it?
But why do we care what the great leaders of the West (or the East for that matter) actually say, when we all know it’s the kind of material that comes out of the rear end of a bull? Let me give you an example from Canada, where I’ve just spent the last three days. Two years ago, the country’s Foreign Affairs minister, John Baird, closed Canada’s embassy in Tehran because he feared his diplomats might be harmed. “Canada views the government of Iran as the most significant threat to global peace and security in the world today,” he quoth then – although CBC broadcasters have dug up a Foreign Ministry report which reported the biggest threat to the Tehran embassy was an geophysical earthquake.
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Since
then, as the Toronto Star’s pesky columnist Thomas Walkom has pointed
out, the Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper – whose pro-Israeli
policies might earn him a seat in the Israeli Knesset – has discovered
more threats. Russia under Vladimir Putin, Harper says, “represents a
significant threat to the peace and security of the world”. The
aforesaid Baird – taking his cue, no doubt from our own beloved Prince
Charles – compared Putin’s Russia to Hitler’s Third Reich. More
recently, Canada’s defence minister, Rob Nicholson, described the men of Isis
(or Isil, or the Islamic State, or the Islamic Caliphate, or Daesh) as
“a real and growing threat to civilisation itself”. The war against
Isis/Isil/IS/IC/Daesh, he informed the people of Abu Dhabi, was “the
greatest struggle of our generation”. 
Yet now, when the Iranian air force has joined the battle against Isis/Isil/IS/IC/Daesh alongside the US, Britain, Canada, Australia, old Uncle Tom Cobley and all, Kerry – in “Daesh” mode – tells us that the Iranian military action in Iraq (in any other circumstances, a ruthless assault on Iraq’s sovereignty) is “positive”. And Kerry, remember, was the fellow who told us last year that America was going to attack the regime of Bashar al-Assad, the greatest enemy of Isis/Isil/IS/IC/Daesh – whom Obama reprieved in favour of bashing Isis/Isil/IS/IC/Daesh itself – with its ally Iran described by Canada’s Baird only two years ago as “the most significant threat to global peace and security in the world”.
But what the hell … Don’t we live in a world where Save the Children (American branch only, you understand) gave an award to the same former British prime minister quoted above? Having given a prize to the man who encouraged George W Bush to embark on an Iraqi invasion which cost the lives of tens of thousands of children, surely this fine charity (again, the American branch only) must reinvent and re-name itself “Abandon the Children”. And by the way, one of the ex-PM’s supporters blandly told Channel 4 not long ago that our British “peace envoy” had travelled to the Middle East more than 160 times. Which means, doesn’t it, that our Middle East envoy had left his station in the Middle East more than 160 times!
But again, what is a child’s life worth? In 2002, a Israeli missile attack on a Gaza apartment block killed a Palestinian militants but also 14 civilians, including several children. The Bush administration – draw in your breath here, folks, and grit your teeth – said that this “heavy–handed action” did not “contribute to peace”.
Wow, now that was telling them. Killing kids is a bit heavy-handed, isn’t it? And I can see what the Bush lads and lassies meant when they said that eviscerating, crushing and tearing to bits a bunch of children didn’t really, well, “contribute” towards peace.
It’s important, you see, to realise who our enemies are. Muslims, Iranians, Iraqis, Syrians, Russians, you name it. Not Israel, of course. Nor Americans. Think generational. Think civilisation. Think the most significant threat to global peace. Daesh. Isn’t that the name?
Honesty and the Syrian Ministry of Information
Found last month on a side-table in the Syrian Ministry of Information – henceforth the Temple of Truth – was a shiny little booklet for foreign correspondents. Its cover is a photograph of a minaret and church tower on the Damascus skyline. After listing the location of the airport, hospitals, pharmacies and hotels in the city, the booklet asks reporters: “Were you able to carry out all the interviews you had in mind?”, “Did you face any obstacles that prevented you from doing your work?” and “Are there any grievances?”
My favourite question, however, was: “Were you able to cover the ‘hot spots’ … within reason?” Now that rather gets to the point, doesn’t it?
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