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DHS: “America is nowunder Wal-Martial law”



DHS: “America is now
under Wal-Martial law”

Posted by Kevin
Barrett
 on May 1, 2015
"Why go home? We've
got everything you need"

By Kevin Barrett, Veterans
Today Editor

 

May 1, 2015


 May 1, 2015



[Ed Note: Early in his activity
in the Russian revolutionary movement Lenin contributed to making May Day known
to the Russian workers as a day of demonstration and
struggle. While in prison, in 1896, Lenin wrote a May Day leaflet for the St. Petersburg Union of Struggle for the Liberation of the
Working Class
, one of the first Marxist political groups in Russia.
The leaflet was smuggled out of prison and 2,000 mimeographed copies
distributed among workers in 40 factories. It was very short and written in
Lenin's characteristically simple and direct style, so that the least developed
among the workers could understand it. "When a month after the famous
textile strikes of 1896 broke out, workers were telling us that the first
impetus was given by the little modest May Day leaflet," wrote a
contemporary who helped to issue it.

https://www.marxists.org/subject/mayday/articles/tracht.html

 

Arden
Gifford MD ]


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The Department
of Homeland Security
has
announced that starting today,
 the Constitution of the United States of America
 has been suspended and replaced by Wal-Martial
law.
“Citizens – I mean,
shoppers – must immediately report to their nearest Wal-Mart
re-education centers,” intoned DHS chief Jeh Johnson in a special
announcement on the Emergency Broadcast System
. Johnson’s declaration of
Wal-Martial law was simultaneously played over the PA systems in all 11,488 Wal-Mart stores in America, as well as all 4,540 Sams
Club
outlets.
The surprise
announcement was triggered by President Obama’s statement at yesterday’s
press conference that he not only a member of ISIS,
but has been selected to

Obama ….. to
replace Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi 
as the new ISIS caliph.
Al-Baghdadi, 
who passed away Wednesday in 
Shabtai Zvi
Memorial Hospital
in Tel Aviv, 
reportedly named Obama as his successor.
In his surprise
announcement accepting his appointment as Caliph, President Obama stated that
Americans will soon face mass beheadings by ISIS
units crossing the Mexican border disguised as US soldiers participating in
Jade Helm exercises. Beginning this weekend, Obama said, any American caught
outside the confines of a Wal-Mart will be summarily
beheaded on sight
. He added that the beheading videos will be sent to
the notorious Muslim extremist Rita Kaatz of the pro-jihadi SITE
Intelligence Group. So if you don’t want Rita showing the whole
world images of your head rolling from your shoulders, Obama explained, it
is imperative that you report to your local Wal-Mart consumer re-education camp
immediately.
DHS Chief Johnson,
asked by reporters “Why Wal-Mart?” explained that the gigantic shopping
complexes are already equipped with everything Americans need to support the
lifestyle to which they have grown accustomed. “There’s plenty of food, TVs to
watch, even a pharmacy in case you catch cold or need some extra vitamins,”
Johnson explained. “We figure that after a few days, life inside Wal-Mart
will so closely resemble what people are used to that they’ll hardly notice the
difference.”
The Wal-Mart
re-education camps will be virtually identical to current Wal-Marts, except
that the shoppers will never leave. Besides the barbed wire around the parking
lot and the removal of guns and ammo from the Sporting Goods section, the only
other major change will be the redecorated toy departments, which will be
stocked with millions of talking Alex Jones dolls complete with miniature
bullhorns. The Alex Jones toys will continually bark out frightening pronouncements
designed to induce confusion and paralysis. “The really hard-core dissidents
will be sent to the toy departments and forced to listen to the talking Alex
Jones dolls for hours or even days on end,” Johnson explained. “We figure that
after a few days of involuntary exposure to Alex’s incessant yapping, even
the most intransigent revolutionaries will turn to quivering blobs of
jelly.”
Former President Bush – who earlier this week said Obama was
“soft on terror” and “
too
cowardly to murder thousands of Americ
ans in a big false flag attack like Dick
and I did”
praised Obama’s
decision to name himself Caliph, and urged Americans to obey the President
and his DHS chief by getting into their cars and driving to Wal-Mart RIGHT NOW.
“Hurry, there’s not a moment to lose,” Bush said on Fox News. “I’ve said it
before and I’ll say it again: The best way to respond to a massive terror
threat is, go shopping.”


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